Girl parties are lame.

This past Saturday was my New Jeweler Orientation.  It was really informative and started the wheels-a-turnin' for my new business.  While I was gone, this conversation took place...

Liam:  Daddy, where's Mommy?
Cliff:  She's doing stuff for her jewelry.
Liam:  Oh, a party?
Cliff:  Sure, buddy.  She's at a party.
Liam:  Girl parties are so lame!
Cliff:  Why do you think that?
Liam:  All girls do at their parties is have a couple beers and talk about their dreams.

I nearly peed my pants when Cliff told me about this nice little conversation the two of them had.  Liam, you make me laugh and also make me wonder...

Where you come up with this stuff?!?!